eyes on ur socks

These socks do not remember being made. They just appeared. Soft, padded bottoms so your feet can move quietly through conversations you don’t want to be in. They stare back. Keep them stinky.

• 60% nylon (feels nothing)

• 22% cotton (feels too much)

• 18% spandex (keeps it together for everyone else)

• Crew length (awkwardly tall, like standing too close to someone)

• Cushioned bottom (absorbs sound, shock, and sudden self-awareness)

• Ribbed leg (for airflow and minor psychological comfort)

• Blank product sourced from China (they asked not to talk about it)